Grand Opening Of The Pork King Good Pork Pit

Grand Opening Of The Pork King Good Pork Pit

Pork King Good Pork Pit: Where Pork Rinds Go Wild!

Alright, folks, if you’re into pork rinds (and honestly, who isn’t?), you’re gonna wanna check out the brand new Pork King Good Pork Pit this summer! We’re all about making your pork rind dreams come true with hot, fresh, crispy rinds that come in 100 different flavors and toppings! Yeah, you heard that right – 100. We’re taking pork rinds to a whole new level, and we’re not playing around.

Here’s the deal: Imagine biting into a hot and crispy pork rind, but it’s not just any pork rind. It’s topped with melty white cheddar cheese and drizzled with gooey cheese sauce. Or maybe you want something sweet? Try our Cinnamon ChurWHOA rinds – dripping in sugary glaze, making your taste buds squeal with glee (pun intended).

We’re opening up five of these Pork Pits to start, and they’re going to be popping up in some of the coolest places: Wisconsin Dells, Gatlinburg, TN, Ocean City, MD, St. Augustine, FL, and Park City, UT. And guess what? We’re not stopping there. By the end of 2026, we’ll have five more locations ready to serve up the most insane pork rinds you’ve ever tasted.

Here’s a little sneak peek of what you’ll find on the menu:

Sample Menu – Pork Rinds Done Right

  1. Cheese Overload
    Crispy pork rinds smothered in white cheddar and gooey melted cheese sauce. It’s cheesy. It’s messy. It’s everything you need in life.

  2. Cinnamon ChurWHOA
    Hot, fresh Cinnamon ChurWHOA pork rinds drenched in a sweet cinnamon glaze, making them feel like a dessert but way better.

  3. BBQ Bash
    Smoky BBQ seasoning on a pile of rinds and a mountain of pulled pork on top, with a side of tangy BBQ sauce for dipping. It’s smoky, it’s sweet, and it’s smoky again. Perfect for BBQ lovers.

  4. Spicy Sriracha Swirl
    Need some heat? Try these spicy sriracha pork rinds with a side of cool ranch to balance it out. Heat seekers, you’re welcome.

  5. Sweet & Salty Pretzel Crunch
    Pretzel bits on top of crispy pork rinds with a dash of salt and a hint of sweet honey mustard drizzle. It’s the perfect mix of salty and sweet.

  6. Buffalo Blaze
    The classic buffalo wing flavor, but in a crispy pork rind. Tossed in a zesty buffalo sauce and topped with crumbled blue cheese.

  7. Macho Nacho
    Garlic Nacho Pork rinds covered in melted nacho cheese, jalapeños, and a dollop of sour cream. Nachos, but better!

  8. Maple Bacon Madness
    Bacon-flavored rinds drizzled with sweet maple syrup and candied pecans. The ultimate comfort food mashup.

And that’s just the start! Whether you’re into sweet, spicy, savory, or totally over-the-top toppings, we’ve got something for everyone. Pork rinds are our thing, and the Pork King Good Pork Pit is here to show you why. See you at the Pork Pit – where every bite is pork-tacular!

 

So, is The Pork Pit real?
Of course not. It's April Fools', ya beautiful bacon-brained legend! But hey, that doesn’t mean you can’t create these wild concoctions at home! As a thank you for playing along this far, feel free to use discount code PORKPIT2025 through this Friday, April 4th, 2025 for 10% off of your order at porkkinggood.com.

Stay crunchy, friends. 🐖✨
#PorkPitOrBust #RindAndDine #AprilFoolsWithFlavor

 

 

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